LOVE ME or I LEAVE !!!!

The other day i was having a chat my long lost friend. ( we were lost in the most ruthless corridors of our cubicles at the office). and exchaging the stories of our past life ( Life before lunch) and present life (While having the evening cigarette). oh my god save me from those ladies at our office. cant call them chicks due to their age ( we can always have the name chicken for them). and mind u they are yet to reveal their age. and my my mind just said Leave me or Leave me(its not a typo) . i wanna die. give me some break. these so called chicken are killing my eye sight. its better to burn my eyes by watching those skimpy clads maal ( mmmmmmmm.....) at forum mall. i ma planning to leave this company and stating to become a beggar in front of the forum mall bangalore.

Than there comes our HR ( WOW... Look at her). may god bless the company for keeping such a good looking HR. i have made all the efforts to have a chat or look of her. i have even bribed the guy at cafeteria and coffee shop to let me know when she comes. i have joined the company's Works Committee so that i can see her for more than a mere glimps. and one i remembered my HR's words if u have any problem do let me know. i go to her and say Love ME or I Leave... she said she will give her reply later.

two days later i got a invitation to join her for lunch. my lcuk wow.. what a lucky guy i am.. of course i am the next Hunk in making. i reach the destination. and instead of the HR there are 5 people with my HR's god(goon) like husband ( the Hulk meets Hunk). its better to stay in hospital than to living in Hell.

Mai aur meri tanhai,

Remember these great lines by the great Amitabh Bachhan from the movie Silsile. But here i am not acting Amit ji!! i am acting my self. I am tanha ( Read Alone).. Why? well because my Project Lead has left the company. all this happed because of me. if he would have stayed any more i would have made him mad or he would have gone bonkers. he even tried to make his life simple by ignoring me alas!!! he failed miserably. so what i did!!! here is some of the things i did to him!!


1. Send him 20 mails with the same query and saying that i have not received his reply. ( I never received his reply in mail box because all his mails were transfered as Spam)

2. Signed up with his official mail id's to Porn sites and News Letters.

3. Send a mail to everyone in the office asking for comments on the latest leak in the loo and make the reply to field as my Project Leads mail id.

4. Goto him just before the lunch hour with a small problem and made sue that the problem took more than 2 hours to complete.

5. Wrote a stickie note "Please mail me the important document about which we have talked (Signed by his supervisior) " and pasted on his system

6. Took out his mouse ball and left a note "One should have BALLS to move the mouse"

7. Picked up my nose while he talked to me.

May lord give my Project Lead some peace bfefore he becomes my new target.