The Shift

From today i have shifted officailly to my new blog address that is http://blog.KrishnaUsha.com
the actuall site is yet to come up but the blog has been put up.. do let me know any tricks and tips to make changes in wordpress. as its seems really diffrent from blogger. If u have come here from a link (do let me know the link i will try to update it) or through a bookmark than please bookmark
the new address gievn above

आज से में अपने नए ब्लाग पर जा रहा हू। जिसका पता है http://blog.KrishnaUsha.com अगर आप याहा लिखा हुआ पता टाईप नही करना चाहते है तो कृपया याहा पर क्लिक करे। अगर आप किसी कारनवस गलती से yaha पर आ गए है तो मुझे बताये में उस कारन को ठीक करने का उपाय बताने कि कोशिश करुंगा। मेरे से बात करने के लिए आप मुझे इस पते पर चिट्टी डाल सकते है sa santosh gmail com

याहा आने के लिए आपका धन्यवाद् आशा है की आप सदा ऐसे ही मेरे नए पते पर मेरे से मिलने आते रहेंगे।

What a match it was

People must be thinking that i am talking about the match of India beating Bermuda black and blue in the ICC cricket world cup. No!! its a totally different ball game. where the spectators were less than the participants. It was the annual sports day of my company on 17Th Mar 2007. Believe it or not but most of the participants were not there. Reason being some fools thought it would be fun to stop the road transport from doing their daily round of ferrying passengers from Mangalore to Udupi ( In short they had a Rasta Roko) But the good part was most of the people who came as the spectator actually took part in some of the events they thought they will not take part in. ( Mind you the "m" here stand for Meters and not millimeters

i took part in 1000m race but was able to complete just 600 m before calling it quits. Threw some Disc and Metal balls they had some funny names for it calling them Discus and Shot-put. looks like someone had made some mistake while naming these events. the disc or so called discus is thrown aways without any Discussion and the metal ball when landed remains Put for a long time instead of short.

later in the day was kabaddi game and volleyball. mind u by now we do had some more spectators, who came walking 5-10 Km or who took a lift but they came. it was good to know that all 7 teams for volleyball had the minimum number of player. By the days end the events were called semi success as most of the gals preferred to stay PUT at home and missed all the Chance to discuss all those special gaming idea with them

Spiced up Indigo

Its great to be back. It was a fun filled weekend and an emotional one too. Though I was a bit stress due to the journey which I had to do literally everyday.

The whole exercise of going home and coming back told me one thing that I shouldn’t travel by flights any more. The reason being that Indigo was delayed by more than 2 hours. But the biggest problem is that they don’t serve anything to eat.

Indigo --> Sells food and beverages, which includes cold drink, cookies, packaged juices and some silly chocolate. But mind you nothing here is for eating. I even asked the crew what is do they have for beverages. She looked at me like I am an illiterate and said juice and cold drink. I asked what about Tea, Coffee or U? She told me the Lavatory at the back is empty and third choice is available. At that very moment the safety belt sign was turned on was not switched off till we landed at the airport.

Spice Jet --> They don’t provide anything to eat (except free cookies). When we landed at Hyderabad I even asked them if they can get anything from outside. The hostess looked at me like I am the world's biggest runaway criminal and I committed have world's biggest crime by asking her to get me something to eat from outside. She gave a glare and said "Its not in our policy to get food from outside. It will be security breach."

Let me tell you the itinerary.
My 6 days long journey started on 1st of March,

Day 1 - Come to office and ask for a leave. Work for half day than leave for the railway station. Board the train at 4:30Pm for Mumbai. (Its a 14 hours long journey from Udupi to Mumbai). I know that luck plays a big part when it comes to me. (Mostly it’s my bad luck). I did my reservation for an AC 3 tier sleeper coach but thanks to Lalu ji and his seat upgradation scheme. My seat was upgraded to ac 2-tier sleeper. Great Na!! But when I saw that my co passengers were Uncles and aunty of more than age of 60. (My old seat had a bunch of Manipal gals traveling :(.)

Day 2 - Arrival Bombay @ 11.30 (4 hours delay). My 2:30 flight of indigo delayed by 2 hours. Reached Calcutta at 7. Took a train to Bihar at 8.40

Day 3 - Arrive at Pirpainti (My native. A small village in Bihar) @ 6.30 in the morning. Reach home and sleep a little more. Did nothing great, except playing cricket with my jiju, uncle's kids and my bro. and at night Holika Dahan.

Day 4 - My face was full of colors much before I woke up. Played holi with after a gap of 9 years. Slept the whole day. Took a train for Calcutta

Day 5 - Took a spice jet flight to Bangalore @ 2.15. Reached Bangalore @ 6. Called up all my frens and meet them. Took a bus @9.35 for Udupi

Day 6 - back at Udupi @ 6AM

Home Sweet Home!!!

9 Years - Last time My whole family was together for a Festival

5 Years - Last time I celebrated Holi at my native

10 Months - Last time my whole family was together

6 Months - Last time I was at my native

3 Weeks - Last time I got my ticket reserved for to go home

1 Day - Time left to go home

6 Days - Time after which I will be back

9 Months - Time to start planning to go back to my home

God Knows - Time when my whole family will be together again

Infinity - Time after which my family would like to see me come home.

Huh, What a chronology? And, what is this “Family Reunion” kind of stuff? Ohhh!!! My mistake. Let me tell you a little about my background.

I am a guy born to a Marwari family in Bihar. (Don’t ask me that marwaris are from Rajasthan than how come I was born in Bihar? For more details contact my Parents). My small family consists off my 6 family members. That includes my Eldest sister and elder brother (rest on you to find).

Though my father told us that he is sending us to hostel because there are no good schools in my little village but I soon came to know the truth. I was the most handsome among my entire family member so the inferiority complex led me to an exile. Its already 14 years and counting.

The last time when my office declared a HOLIDAY, I celebrated holi with all my office mates. That includes colors and sweets.

Here is the advance wish to all of you on Holi and see you all after I get to meet my family.

Adultery!! Why Not?

Yesterday i came and opened all the regular blogs i read. and most of them had the blogs which meant all the same .. "ADULTERY" you dont belive me. Read the following blogs


Till I was 19, I was more familiar with the different parts of Madurai than my own body. Then, came along Shalini Menon who changed everything. Her father owned a Video cassette store (way back in 1995, VCDs and DVDs weren’t available) from where she stole a membership card and gave it to me as a birthday gift on April 26, 1995.
Read it full at..
OuchMyToe.com

Did you see the gossip news about actor Ralph Fiennes? He was on a long flight to India as part of his STD awareness program. The New York Post alleges that he had sex with a flight attendant in the airline bathroom. The flight attendant says there was no sex, that he just followed her in there and made a move that she rejected. He isn’t commenting.
Read it full at..
Dilbert Blog


There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!”
Read it full at..
Scrible Pad

so is this a adultery week or is the month has got anything to do with it. I did a little bit of googling and found out this.

The ongoing season is called as Vasant Ritu (Spring Season). and this season is considered as the love season. Love seems to float around. On second thoughts is it because of this that the valentines day is celebrated in the same season and the story about the saint valentine is all a fake. i am sure there must be some great conspiracy behind all this. Else why would 3 diffrent people living in 3 diffrent place and none attached to any one will write on the same topic. and on top of it one of the blogs actually tells about a person who was found having sex in an airplane toilet. Isnt it all because of this season.

May be the season has nothing to do with this. Than what else could be the reason for this? My other theory says suggest that it may be all because of the Mood swings and Hormonal imblace in men. ( Ladies you are not the only one ). This may be time of the year when all these three ( 4 if u consider the guy in airplane) men are having there bad Period.

All in all i would like to say that "Love Making is best in the Love Season"

Black Friday

This Post is all about the Movie "Black Friday" by Anurag Basu and my personal experience. I saw the movie some 2 years back. Don't scratch your knees or head (wherever your brain is) "How come i have seen the movie released on 9Th February 2007 some time back in 2005?" Its by the grace of pirated CD shops and P2P networks. I got it from one of the Torrents sharing site. The only reason i saw the movie for its music. Whats so great about the music of the movie? Well listen them to know. Indian Ocean as the call themselves. I was lucky to listen to them in a concert at IIM Bangalore. But just for the you guys information that concert is the only concert i have ever attended. The concert made a true fan of Indian ocean.

A little bit of googling led me to the movie called Black Friday. The movie starts with the police getting a tip about the Bombay blast of '93 but they take those a a joke and the next scene shows the step by step how blast was planned and how the police searched for the guys behind the plot of the blast. Kay Kay Menon is at his best. Be is comedy while eating Banana or not eating banana.

The music and movie is truly above par than the rest.

My Love Life

Note: If you are looking for some humor or mushy post than please look at other posts. This is strictly a senti+mental entry. Read at your risk. I don't take any responsibility of any type Mental, Physical or Monetary damage. (including all types not mentioned)

All this started when I was a bachelor (which I still am). I had all the freedom of the world. I used to laugh at my own will smile at my own. (Which i am able to do now, again). then there came a time when I was deprived from all of these fun. I never got to sleep at night( i used to sleep during day) , I stopped going to college (except when it was really needed), used to sing songs whole night(mostly old love songs), I started talking to strangers, my friends were people whom none of my college friend had seen (even i got to see only few faces.) Rest were just voices. my life was becoming more psychopathic. People told me i was in love. It was like sweet love poison. i was dying a slow death.

My life became more colourful. I had loads of frens. i was in love. and love had such a great feeling i never knew. I forgot to eat, sleep, study, even stopped calling parents. Reason all my money was spent(because i was in love)

but it all ended when my final year exams started. i talked less, went to college (to give exam), stopped singing love songs (instead started humming notes), slept a little at night( rest of the studying). no more love in the air feeling, no more sweet death.

I thought let this exam finish i will be back at my track but as the saying goes Man proposes, God disposes. My net connection was taken away and i was left alone. My only source of meeting was taken away. I cant chat with my other frens on yahoo chat. I hate this cruel world. My only love (chatting) was taken away from me. Lets hope that i find some other place which allowed me to chat.

Happy Valentines Day

Its one year today and I still miss her. Let me recite you all guy the story of how she was taken away from me. last year on this fateful date of 14Th Feb.

It was the lovely evening of 13Th Feb 2006. It had rained making the evening cold and air romantic. the evening was made even more lovely by the ever bubbling and cheerful crowd of Bangalore. The love was surly in the air. I was traveling by the BMTC bus and somewhere in my heart i felt that i have lost her. i took my friends cell phone and tried to call her. THE PHONE was picked but there was no reply. and i knew that she is gone for ever. The number was Unreachable. I was cursing the person who took her away from me. I felt like crying it was the Valentine's Day Eve and she is no longer with me. I thought of filing a police complain for the same and even went to the police station but the said its not the case of theft. Those guys told me its case of misplacement and the can just take a complain for "Lose of Asset" and not of stealing or nabbing. I hate those policewala. They are like goons. i think the thief must have bribed them so that they wouldn't write my theft report.

The after effects of the incidents. i was alone on the new years eve. there was not one girl i could contact. all my friends were having fun and i was at this police station and doing some official at my service provider.

If u ask me how much i miss her? my answer would be loads. But i missed my nokia 3120 more the nokia 7250. Both of them were stolen on the great BMTC bus. Even though 7250 was a camera phone i miss 3120 for the reason on he day it was stolen. i was unable to ask any gal t be my valentine as all the numbers were gone. it was such a bad day. my valentines day without my phone and no numbers.

4 Months and Kicking

What does the topic means. there can be many interpretation to it. let me try to tell you some of them

1. i have not paid the Rent for past 4 months and my land lord is kicking me
2. My Kid is 4 months old
3. My first blog was 4 months back
4. My secret affair is now 4 months old.
5. i am married/ Engaged for 4 months
6. My wife/ Girl Friend is pregnant for last 4 months and the baby kicked for the first time
7. Some is kicking me for last 4 months
8. i am trying to get some attention from a lady colleague for last 4 months
9. I have kicking myself for not making my self any better for past 4 months
10. i will let you guys decide

Alas but none of the above has ever happened to me. i hope some of the above should have happened to me. something like the 4th point. But today is a more special day .

I have completed my 4 month in the company i am working for. Here is the details of my bravery during my 4 months stay at the company

1 Project leader resigned
2 Team Leads Resigned
3 out of 3 performance appraisal has a negative performance
4 Team Leads changed the project
7 Developers Resigned
15 Got days paid leave granted before the Release Candidate

P.S. -> While i type this my PM is planning a scheme to throw me out.

Bout Me Last Part

So. it seems that you are yet to find out who i am. No problem. You will surely come to know bout me but it solely depends upon on your tactics of finding out and me in telling you!

Here i go again i have started to give lecture on myself. so instead of going into more of lectures let me tell u about me!!

P.S.-> This deail is given in resume formate because i am a fresh grad and the habit of making resume is yet to fade away

Name : You Can See in the Rigt side top
Age : Why do u want it ( If u want to marry me talk to my parents)
Sex : Yes ( Only Females please)
Education : Degree to bus naam ki hoti hai asli knowledge to kaam karne se milta hai
Address : http://s4n705h.blogspot.com
Occupation : Sitting on a chair and surfing the net
Industry : I just know tree and stree( Women )
Achivments :
1. Party whole night and goto office next day
2. Sleep in the office due to whole night party

Death By MultiStar

What is classified as a Brain death? According to wikipedia its Brain death is defined as a complete and irreversible cessation of brain activity. That means if a person whose brain has stop all forms of activity is called as brain dead.

This is my condition for past few days I feel that I am in a state of brain dead roaming as Zombie. Reason being.. On saturday I went to watch a movie and from that day till today I am in a state of coma and brain has stopped functioning and my heart is still beating just to let me know that I am brain dead. I searched whole of net to get this term for my present state. and the culprit is a very big movie. call the blame on the movie or the praise the ticket broker. what the heck now whats the relation between a ticket broker and the movie.

let me describe the flow of events from the beginning..

Day Friday
Time 8Pm
I goto to my travel agent to book my ticket. for what. arey yaar i have do travel (albeit on company account but on my own :( ). The guy promises to deliver ticket next day by 3.

Day Saturday
Time 3Pm
After waiting the whole day and 5 calls i feel that the guys will not be coming . so i make my exit to the nearest theatre showing a HINDI movie.

Time 4Pm
After standing in the line for one hour the ticket window opens. (although i was the only one on the line. but why to take a risk). I should have known the movie review at that time only. But me and my great head.

Time 6:30 Pm
I am in a state of brain death tortured by 12 Different lives, 6 Couples, One problem Love. Suddenly god sent me a well meant savior The Travel Agent. One call took me out of the Coma that was leading to my Slow and Painful death. Though the happiness lasted momets but it was well accepted. The travel agent robbed me of whole of my salary in one shot. The ticket cost has doubled from the time when i ordered them and now i have to pay for those tickets. Another shock. Which left me in this state. i am yet to recover from it.

Moral of the story. Never Watch Salaam - e - Ishq when you are expecting some monetary problem

P.S. -> i am begging my company to let me have my next months salary to pay up my traveling charges.

LOVE ME or I LEAVE !!!!

The other day i was having a chat my long lost friend. ( we were lost in the most ruthless corridors of our cubicles at the office). and exchaging the stories of our past life ( Life before lunch) and present life (While having the evening cigarette). oh my god save me from those ladies at our office. cant call them chicks due to their age ( we can always have the name chicken for them). and mind u they are yet to reveal their age. and my my mind just said Leave me or Leave me(its not a typo) . i wanna die. give me some break. these so called chicken are killing my eye sight. its better to burn my eyes by watching those skimpy clads maal ( mmmmmmmm.....) at forum mall. i ma planning to leave this company and stating to become a beggar in front of the forum mall bangalore.

Than there comes our HR ( WOW... Look at her). may god bless the company for keeping such a good looking HR. i have made all the efforts to have a chat or look of her. i have even bribed the guy at cafeteria and coffee shop to let me know when she comes. i have joined the company's Works Committee so that i can see her for more than a mere glimps. and one i remembered my HR's words if u have any problem do let me know. i go to her and say Love ME or I Leave... she said she will give her reply later.

two days later i got a invitation to join her for lunch. my lcuk wow.. what a lucky guy i am.. of course i am the next Hunk in making. i reach the destination. and instead of the HR there are 5 people with my HR's god(goon) like husband ( the Hulk meets Hunk). its better to stay in hospital than to living in Hell.

Mai aur meri tanhai,

Remember these great lines by the great Amitabh Bachhan from the movie Silsile. But here i am not acting Amit ji!! i am acting my self. I am tanha ( Read Alone).. Why? well because my Project Lead has left the company. all this happed because of me. if he would have stayed any more i would have made him mad or he would have gone bonkers. he even tried to make his life simple by ignoring me alas!!! he failed miserably. so what i did!!! here is some of the things i did to him!!


1. Send him 20 mails with the same query and saying that i have not received his reply. ( I never received his reply in mail box because all his mails were transfered as Spam)

2. Signed up with his official mail id's to Porn sites and News Letters.

3. Send a mail to everyone in the office asking for comments on the latest leak in the loo and make the reply to field as my Project Leads mail id.

4. Goto him just before the lunch hour with a small problem and made sue that the problem took more than 2 hours to complete.

5. Wrote a stickie note "Please mail me the important document about which we have talked (Signed by his supervisior) " and pasted on his system

6. Took out his mouse ball and left a note "One should have BALLS to move the mouse"

7. Picked up my nose while he talked to me.

May lord give my Project Lead some peace bfefore he becomes my new target.

Bout Me Part 1.

its too late to write about me when the blog was started some months ( or is it years) back. so the first question arises where was i? Hmmmm.. i was searching? for what? well... the place which allowed me to write blog without wasting my time? so that means i have found a place which has given to my demands. Yessssss!!!! i got a job... yuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuu. where? it for u to know and for me to tell. if u look on carefully this page and do a little bit googling you can always find bout the company i work for. let me give the biggest hint i can! the company i work for develops very few software or product for windows or linux(include all the flavour). WTF!!! Than on what Operating System my company works on?? i told ya u have to do a lot of googling!!

my work timing according the company rules its 9am to 6pm. ( what a lucky guy i am). a 9-6 job which allows me to update my blog!!! Cool na.. But the catch is u have to slog for 8am - 10Pm just to make sure u are on the company time (Ohhh thats sad).

Rest some time later .. My Boss is glaring at me past 2 hours for doing a such a productive work of writing blog!!!

Haiku

IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS,
YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
- - - - - - - - - - -
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Error messages
cannot completely convey.
We now know shared loss.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- - - - - - - - - - - -



Wanna know what's haiku?
goto http://www.google.com/search?q=define:haiku .

Woh Lamhe..

the moments we all cherish and will always love them. here is a song from the same lovely movie.. hope that u all will like and love it..